“Thank you ESRB for labeling the game ‘cheesy,’ ‘creepy’ and ‘bizarre,’” read a new press release sent our way. Sure, that press release also highlights the marketable points, that Dead or Alive: Paradise lets players “mingle, flirt, play, take snapshots and challenge them in mini-games found throughout the island.” And there’s a Valentine’s Day card, of sorts, that asks you to “get your heart on.” Clearly Tecmo is not offended.
Dead or Alive: Xtreme 2 (DOAX2) is a video game for the Xbox 360 game console. Developed by Team Ninja, it’s the sequel to Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball. Like its predecessor, DOAX2 depicts attractive women in skimpy bikinis, both on and off the beach. On the beach is where we find Kasumi and Christie playing in the nude. These girls compete with each other in some of the mini games, but this time there are no holds barred – it’s total nudity and big breasts bouncing over hot sand. Can someone bring us a cold beer? We’re in heaven..
