“Thank you ESRB for labeling the game ‘cheesy,’ ‘creepy’ and ‘bizarre,’” read a new press release sent our way. Sure, that press release also highlights the marketable points, that Dead or Alive: Paradise lets players “mingle, flirt, play, take snapshots and challenge them in mini-games found throughout the island.” And there’s a Valentine’s Day card, of sorts, that asks you to “get your heart on.” Clearly Tecmo is not offended.
Dead or Alive: Xtreme 2 (DOAX2) is a video game for the Xbox 360 game console. Developed by Team Ninja, it’s the sequel to Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball. Like its predecessor, DOAX2 depicts attractive women in skimpy bikinis, both on and off the beach. On the beach is where we find Kasumi and Christie playing in the nude. These girls compete with each other in some of the mini games, but this time there are no holds barred – it’s total nudity and big breasts bouncing over hot sand. Can someone bring us a cold beer? We’re in heaven..
The competition is nearing.. How do you test the resolve of your world-champion Counter Strike 1.6 team in a test run?
The team set up and largely ignored the beautiful girls standing around.. Until, at the start of practice, the girls’ cloths came off. These guys executed with nerves of steal from the looks of it, because they don’t appear phased by the girls grinding in front of them.
Maybe it was a promotion, since the girls had “Ctrl Alt Del” written on their panties. Who knows. The guys played it cool and hung loose after a few rounds. Perhaps the girls grew frustrated from trying to distract the desperate gamers, because in what we can only guess was a final play, off came the bras!
In the end the team forZe won the match. Counter Strike team 1, Naked Girls 0! Take a look at the photos. What would you do if you were in Round Two of Counter Strike vs. Naked Girls?
We at NGG can barely imagine a better reality than Adrianne Curry’s hot cunt laying naked on the living room floor, soft fingers firmly wrapped around the joystick, and a swirl of smoke streaming from her open lips.
That’s right, fellas – this babe plays buff and stoned!
Adrianne recently sent out a tweet pic of her playing World of Warcraft naked in her chair.. Saucy! For the next round, she’s welcome to sit in our lap.
Adrianne’s original tweet (now changed):
jumping into shower.going to spend my afternoon playing World Of Warcraft butt naked&stoned.Perfect Sunday!
Now it says
me…naked…playing World Of Warcraft ; )
Of course this thread would be useless with our pics!
The Japanese are at it again – Creating virtual girls with innocent 12-year-old faces and big 20-year-old boobs. She shoots you coy looks from beneath brown, wind-blown hair, and you can imagine shooting your load over her bouncing, wet rack. Check out the video below.. She’ll take you for a roll in the sand and let you knead her knockers, and while we’re not sure if she’ll let you get to home base, we do know the Japanese share our love of baseball.
More info from the site .. Of course, it’s in Japanese, but it seems that you can also use your web cam and she tracks your movement. You can also watch her bouncing boobs in 3d.
Out just yesterday, gamers have already found a blow up doll in a bathtub in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. We’ll be firing up the game tonight and playing online.. Hopefully we can find this doll and tea bag it!
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 blow up doll found!
Sometimes, the best commercials are those made as a mockery. Case in the point, the following is one of the best gaming advertisements we’ve seen in a while.
